GIRL ON FIRE – A play

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M. McHugh, New York

 

“If a girl’s apron takes fire in front it is a sign of marriage. Fire on the side or the back is a sign of misfortune” 

 

A cottage. Girl stands in front of fire. 

 

MOTHER  You’re standing awful close there to the fire.

GIRL         Am I? I’m not, surely. 

 

GIRL moves closer to the fire. 

 

MOTHER  Ah you are now, you’ll catch fire altogether. 

GIRL         Sure, I won’t at all. 

 

GIRL moves closer to fire again. Catches on fire. 

 

GIRL          Oh my apron’s on fire! It’s on fire! 

MOTHER   Jesus above, isn’t that a sign of marriage. 

GIRL           Tis! Tis! Indeed! 

OLD AUNT IN THE CORNER  Looks like your apron is on backwards. 

GIRL           Is it? 

MOTHER    Oh misfortunes, misfortunes! That’s a sign of misfortunes! 

GIRL           Misfortune!

OLD AUNT IN THE CORNER  Indeed! Sure you’re on fire!

 

END PLAY

IF ONE’S EYEBROW BE ITCHY, YOU WILL BE DRINKING WHISKEY

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after Flann O’Brien

by Anonymous, Longford

 

When your heart feels very strange and your leg it will not rest,

And you are feeling a trifle frisky,

There’s a piece of advice that you must remember best:

IF ONE’S EYEBROW BE ITCHY, YOU WILL BE DRINKING WHISKEY.

 

The upset tum and the fevered brow are very frightful travails,

But a remedy that will work briskly:

A generous sup of flat 7-up will cure what ails, but

IF ONE’S EYEBROW BE ITCHY, YOU WILL BE DRINKING WHISKEY.

 

Itches descend and they truly offend without reason,

So commit to your memory this key:

A hale and a hearty cure no matter what the season:

IF ONE’S EYEBROW BE ITCHY, YOU WILL BE DRINKING WHISKEY.

 

 

A Spark on the Candle means a Letter

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by Deirdre Orme
Do you know about Granard’s greatest love story – that of local lady Kitty Kiernan & her fiancée Michael Collins, General of the Free State Army.
Many letters were exchanged between Michael & Kitty documenting not only their love story but also the social & political happenings of the time.
At Knights and Conquests heritage center in Granard they have dedicated an exhibition room to this great story.

Cutting the Yarrow

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by Tom Carty, Galway

 

A Halloween Game

Eleven pieces cut, a sixpence as forfeit
The ten others under pillow kept
Those who on it to silence sworn
Until the morning after which they had slept

Should they speak before the mornings dawn
And they to the floor their blanket they had tossed
They broke the Yarrow pledge…
Their challenge and their sixpence was lost.

Oh, so many cared for their comfort that night
And other such tricks to get them to speak
So simple pleasures in a time now past
When folk their fun did seek!!!

Should the sleeper their whisht manage to hold
Who they dreamed of that night would be their spouse it was said
How many men dreamed of a comely cailin on such night
Who dreamed herself of another dashing blade, not them, instead!

 

Tom’s poem ties in with the North Longford Lore of a game played on Halloween. It involved cutting the yarrow and reciting this verse, that night you would dream of your future spouse!

In Cáit’s collection, there are several references to the Yarrow including the verse “Good morrow, good morrow, my pretty fair yarrow! I pray before this time to-morrow You will tell who my true love shall be. The clothes that he wears, and the name that he bears, And the day that he’ll come to wed me”

Tom publishes poetry, some based on folklore on writingsinrhyme.com 

 

The old broom knows the dark corner best

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by Mike Gallagher, Mayo & Kerry

 

Achill Aiteanns

The Aiteanns on Achill inhabit wastelands,

rough pastures, heaths and rocky places;

cling to sea cliffs, hillsides and the verges

of bogs; with fellow native, humankind, they

lean into salt laden winds, scratch their way up

hard-fought, steeple slopes, jealously shield

the clois, the haggard, the stripes, even

the stones; are wary of interlopers,

knotweed, rhododendron, giant cabbages

and other invasive sorts; have shared,

down centuries, the harsh infertility of

this fallow isle, pulling together its loose,

measly topsoil and enriching it with

nitrogen-bearing root nodes. On hot

Summer days, it wafts the Achill air with

coconut scent, rends the Achill air with

pops of exploding seed pods; blue-green

branchlets hug the Achill earth, snuggle it

in a canopy of rigid, furrowed thorns.

 

It is, as ever, a lop-sided alliance, this bargain

between man and nature – one taking, one giving:

Thatch for the widow’s cot; beaten to pulp ‘tween

mallet and stone, a bran for sheep or stock;

coppiced and pollarded and scythed, each acre

a winters feed for six hungry horses, ’twas said;

the young shoots, forage once for piebalds along

the long acre; its leaves add colour and flavour

to Irish whiskey, make wine and tea, as well.

Its besoms once Saula houses swept; foundations

for bog roads in Shraheens, too; a chimney brush

with sugawns pulled, down and up, up and down;

sprinkled sprigs kept mouse and vole at bay

from bobbed-up shoots, and seeds, soaked, rampant

fleas repelled; ash of whin, when mixed with lard

made soap that soon did dirt discard; furze blossom dye

did Easter eggs adorn and young shoots greened ribbed sock

and pretty petticoat; gorse wood was grand for kitchen tools

and garden gnomes – non-toxic and would not rot;

precious bearts from tramcock butts dried on its August

bush; scarce pollen for bees it yields through Spring; dense

cover for Warbler, Stonechat and Whinchat, too, except

the Wren which it betrays so easily on each Saint

Stephens Day; in the Achill of my youth, protection

for Sandybanks rabbits, before we went genteel

and swapped burrows for golf holes; dinner for the

Double-striped Pug moth, but refuge for diner Robin, too –

Nature’s sword, as ever, double-edged; in olden days,

a purgative; a cure for scarlet fever, jaundice, all ailments

of the spleen and nasty kidney stones; release from

horse’s worms, besides, (only half the dose for man, one would

suppose); shelter belts on sodded walls, stock-proof but, sadly,

not sheep-proof (is anything?); a barrier to mystical forces –

scatter petals at window or door to keep the fairies out; a sprig

kept under thatch or over rafter would surely bring you luck; place

a plant in the dung heap during May to multiply the crop; a garland

around the churn would ward off the evil eye and cattle chased

through aiteann would never, ever die.  And as you stagger

homeward, a spray behind your lapel would halt the certain stumble.

A twig in the feeding stall will foil sterility,

A sprig in the brides bouquet will ensure fertility,

(no mention of the groom or his ability!); and

kissing is always out, when blossoms are not about!

 

Cameras, smart phones all around, Dooniver, Dookinella,

Achill Sound, Ballinasally, Cloisríd, Keel, Cloughmore,

Bunacurry, Cashel, Keem, The Shore; Kildownet, Pollagh,

Dooagh, Dugort,  Croghan, Minaun, old Slievemore,

take landscape photos, catch all the action,

snap scarlet fuchsia and yellow aiteann,

sharp, cutting and lacerating,

like its Island hosts,

thorny, prickly, quick to flare,

glow warm beyond compare.

“The one that wears the Bróg knows well where it pinches.”

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Selected by Mary Doherty, Longford

 

Walk in the Shoes

and you’ll know who is greater in the kingdom where all are free.

Walk in the shoes of another for a mile

Carry on your shoulder each other’s weakness and troubles

only to see who is the stronger.

At last realize the suffering each one pays to be incomplete

without a friend to understand the mis’ry and darkness

which cloud the horizon of life while we try to grow into persons.

Reference: 1972 The Benedictine Foundation of the State of Vermont, Inc.

Image Credit: CC0 Met Museum

It is very lucky for bees to come to house

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by Sally McHugh, Galway

Mind the bees

 

The bees are a buzzin’

’round the honey pot

I blame Obama

and his blue wave lot

 

The honey seems off

I’m gettin’ that vibe

I blame the media

fake news and lies

 

The hive is falling

bees take flight

I blame the Governors

always thinkin’ they’re right

 

I want that honey

I want to sell

I blame the W H O

memo writers from hell

 

Gimme that liquid gold

who cares about bees

I blame the Mexicans

shootin’ droplets at the breeze

 

I’ll plant a November garden

Beautiful! My personal imprint!

Bees will race to return

 

Too late- they’re extinct

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